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July 25th, 2007, search relatedRelated posts :: IN THE DOCK :: IN THE DOCK :: IN THE DOCK :: Heideggerian Family Friends
In a message dated 25/07/2007 19:27:28 GMT Standard Time,
crifasian at sbcglobal.net writes:
OBITUARY: Justice Shaun O’Farrell. After an honorable career as a judge,
Justice O’Farrell fell prey to melanoma, causing him unimaginable
suffering, to which he responded by bravely cursing God and the hospital
chaplain.
Propose that obit to his family, and get back to us on their response.
OBIT REPORT - FAMILY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.
BUT MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM:
Ephippidae. S. Cohen. Hon. Sec.
SECRETARY TO THE PROVISIONAL COMMITTEE,
THE TRIBUNAL OF DISAFFECTED ARCHANGELS.
ON BEHALF OF
THE SEVEN CELESTIAL SAMURAI
MICHAEL THE MACHETE,
GABRIEL THE GARROTER,
RAPHAEL THE RAPIER,
URIEL THE ACID MAN,
RAGUEL THE RAZOR ,
ZERACHIEL THE ZIT SQUISHER
REMIEL THE REAMER.
Message Begins:
Gentlemen,
Responding to an offer he could not refuse, the Capo formerly known as God
[aka *The Great I Am*] has been overthrown
for gross cruelty and mismanagement.
He is on the run and has fled heaven in a handcart and is believed to have
decamped to hell to throw himself on the mercy of rival gang-boss Lucifer G.
Blush. Recommend earthly Pope be arrested as an accomplice and indicted for
the participatory offences of aiding,
abetting, counselling, or procuring the act of a religious conspiracy and
failing to distribute AIDS medication to the clergy
Suggest God be added to the United Nation’s most wanted terrorist list,
thereby downgrading Bin Laden to number two.
Jesus H. Christ and Ayatollah Moses to retain their joint-position at number
three.
SIGNED BY
Ephippidae. S. Cohen. Hon. sec.
ON BEHALF OF THE SAID
SEVEN CELESTIAL SAMURAI.
THEIR MARKS:
xxxxxxx
End of Message.
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